Pastry Army's Base *Top Secret*

somniloquy:

sweet-land-of-libertea:

thackerybinxx:

shinga-tumblr:

It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk

OH my GOD

infomercial kitten.

why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95

persistence is key

pleatedjeans:

awesomephilia:

Who you gon’ call? (via)

better than expected.

andythelemon:

pimientos-especiales:

So I was just looking at this awesome concept art from The Princess and the Frog.

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I had it enlarged, big as it could go, scrolling along, admiring the details, and then I got almost to the end of the picture, right along the fountain.

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This movie takes place in the 1920s.

*spits out drink* AHAHA!

enjolrastheingrate:

enjolrastheingrate:

GUESS WHAT’S COMING UP

THAT’S RIGHT

ARIZONA MONSOON SEASON

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS KIDDIES?

giant fucking walls of dust that’s what if fucking means

do

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you

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fucking

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think

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i

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am

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joking?

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sliferthewhydidigeta:

haleymarcayla:

miss-nerdgasmz:

sliferthewhydidigeta:

He feels pretty


“OH DARK MAGICIAN, YOUR SEXY ASSISTANT HAS ARRIVED”

MY FIVE YEAR OLD SISTER JUST LOOKED AT THIS AND HOARSELY SCREAMED “IIIIIIIT’S CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE” I’M JUASTTTTT

Your sister has good taste

sliferthewhydidigeta:

haleymarcayla:

miss-nerdgasmz:

sliferthewhydidigeta:

He feels pretty

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“OH DARK MAGICIAN, YOUR SEXY ASSISTANT HAS ARRIVED”

MY FIVE YEAR OLD SISTER JUST LOOKED AT THIS AND HOARSELY SCREAMED “IIIIIIIT’S CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE” I’M JUASTTTTT

Your sister has good taste

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.